Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

The road turned into a snake, it looked in my veins and said, “It’s in your blood.” That’s when I tried to run, but it was way too dark. I got scared, and ran into your arms. Oh sweet chemical predicament. I can’t stop, I can’t change the evident. I’m predisposed to forget the best part, the story where the hero dies without regard. I made sure the razor was clean when I let myself fall asleep. All I kept was a piece of your picture, it slid from my fingers when I slipped into my dreams. It’s not as deep as it seems. And, as unfair as it may be, I’m just here to remind you not to forget to remember me.

I know you know how it feels to make a clean break. My bones are your bones, my home is your home. You must be so confused. I got scared and ran away from you. Oh sweet divine predicament. I can’t hide, I can’t change the evident. I’m predisposed to trust a photograph to portray the way you used to laugh.Do you recall the day we wed? You were such a radiant bride. You couldn’t wait to see your first born take his very first steps, and you smiled at him because you thought he looked like me. It’s not as deep as it seems. And, as unfair as it may be, I’m just here remind you not to forget to remember me.

Now I’ve dodged your questions so much. I don’t posess the strength to answer straight. And no, I’m not afraid, at least not to die. I’m afraid to live and not remember why. Sweet chemical indifference. I can’t stop, can’t change the evident. Predisposed to perpetual sickness, and I refuse to let you all bear witness. But, make sure the razor is clean when you let me go back to sleep. Situate the piece of the picture inbetween my fingers, it protects me in my dreams. It’s not as deep as it seems. And, as unfair as it may be, I’m just here to remind you not to forget to remember me.

DRAMA

DRAMA is an acronym that stands for: 

Drunken Retarded Association of Mexico and America 

The acronym was coined by Ken S of Roseville, Michigan. 

Basically, DRAMA is an association of a bunch of drunken retards who still think that they’re in high school. This association is only for inhabitants of Mexico and America, which includes Canada. 

The Five Signs of DRAMA: 
1. If you only listen to one side of a story, and then form your opinion, you might be a DRAMA member. 
2. If you take sides when two of your friends are fighting, which only adds to the DRAMA, you might be a DRAMA member. 
3. If you don’t talk to someone because you’re mad at them, you might be a DRAMA member. 
4. If you worry more about what other people are doing, instead of focusing on yourself, you might be a DRAMA member. 
5. If you continuously gossip, or talk negatively about total strangers in a social setting, or talk about someone behind their back (whether it be friend, foe, or strange), you might be a DRAMA member. 

To be considered a member of DRAMA, you must have at least one of these symptoms. If you have any of these symptoms, please seek professional help immediately. Or, if all else fails, try growing up.

I just thought this was funny. Thanks John for showing me this! <3